SHUTING

2011-07-03T22:04:00.000-07:00

그냥 옷어 :)

I've gotten over YOU :D!

But now there's another trouble -.-.
Woooooo, it'll be over soon.

2011-03-25T23:30:00.000-07:00

2011-03-22T07:13:00.000-07:00

雨又会在我脸上下一整晚。

2011-03-18T21:54:00.000-07:00

sians.

2011-01-13T00:42:00.000-08:00

你像毒品似得
让我上了瘾

可是我现在已经尽量戒了
好空虚的感觉
总是有想你的冲动

2011-01-11T01:18:00.000-08:00

Today, I accidentally looked at you for 2 secs.
And that's all it almost took to make me change my decision.
Ha, I just have to tell myself, no no no no no.

;D self control is superb eh? Hahaha.

Recently felt that it's better that i shut up than making comments.
Cause even when i do say something, i'm simply ignored.
Hais.

2011-01-04T20:35:00.000-08:00

Cause you are just a friend , just a friend , just a friend.
Just a friend that i thought we met by fate, met by fate, met by fate.
Couldn't be friends anymore, couldnt be, couldnt be.

And what the hell am i doing here?!

2011-01-03T00:29:00.000-08:00

一天兩次忘記你告訴自己
一天三次記得你找到自己
一天四次擦掉你提醒自己
一天五次寫著你我不能自己

一天一百次討厭你規定自己
一天一千次原諒你放縱自己
一天一萬次愛著你告訴自己
每天每一次撕碎的是我的心
每當他的身邊牽的人是你
每當他的懷裡抱的人是你
我想是我容許你對我的心說GoodBye

一天一百次討厭你規定自己
一天一千次原諒你放縱自己
一天一萬次愛著你告訴自己
每天每一次撕碎的是我的心
每當他的身邊牽的人是你
每當他的懷裡抱的人是你
我想是我容許你對我的心說GoodBye

GoodBye~

每當他的身邊牽的人是你
每當他的懷裡抱的人是你
我想是我容許你對我的心說GoodBye

GoodBye~

:)

By Bii 一天天

I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to post any more jokes for this blog anymore. :)
Cause the laughter in me is bitter.
When I've made it sweet, I'll come back with jokes :).

-Shuting ^^

2010-12-23T21:01:00.000-08:00

Hais, holidays gonna be over.
I've done nothing and nothing's to be done.

Blah blah blah.

-shuting

2010-12-19T19:33:00.000-08:00

~~~~~~
see you 1 year 7 months and 28 days later.

2010-12-17T00:21:00.000-08:00

只不过是个小丑。
戴着面具，惹人开心
摘下面具，却无人认识。
何必想那么多呢

2010-12-05T17:04:00.000-08:00

I've been thinking a lot lately, thanks to you.
I thought,"So all along, it was just me. I was never part of your life. I was just making a fool out of myself by thinking that you would really appreciate and one day you will be touched by me."
I really thought so, you know.
Thanks a lot man.
Now i really feel like an idiot.
An idiot who have been trying real hard to help a friend, a friend who doesnt even think about this idiot, a friend who might not even need this idiot anymore, a friend that really broke this idiot's heart cause this idiot really care.
Maybe I'm really being extra you know.
MAYBE Cause I'm that the kind of friend you want, cause I'm doing what you don't really like me to do, cause I'm nobody close to you, cause I was just a past.
I really don't know.
I tried, tried to understand what you were thinking.
But I just couldn't get it.

Now it's over.
I'll let go. I will.

2010-11-28T19:43:00.000-08:00

:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)

就算真的受不了，也要笑。加油，李淑婷，加油！

你說愛情太痛尤其明知是錯
你相信他會改過不再把你折磨
其實旁觀更痛快要撕裂了我
明知他不會改過卻不能夠錯過

你在哭他在笑他偷吃你都了
叫我怎麼受得了
讓我忍讓我瘋假裝我不到
欺人太甚我真的受不了

握住我手這次我絕對不放
看你淚流對我是懲罰
握住我手這次我死都不放
你的哭你的笑全都由我來扛

放開他手他根本是個玩咖
玩弄感情把人當傻瓜
放開他手你根本不需要他
因為我絕對不放手

你在哭他在笑他偷吃你都了
叫我怎麼受得了
讓我忍讓我瘋假裝我不到
欺人太甚我真的受不了

握住我手這次我絕對不放
看你淚流對我是懲罰
握住我手這次我死都不放
你的哭你的笑全都由我來扛

放開他手他根本是個玩咖
玩弄感情把人當傻瓜
放開他手你根本不需要他
因為我絕對不放下

握住我手這次我絕對不放
看你淚流對我是懲罰
握住我手這次我死都不放
你的哭你的笑全都由我來扛

放開他手他根本是個玩咖
玩弄感情把人當傻瓜
放開他手你根本不需要他
因為我絕對不放下

你離開的時候沒有一句
沒有一句對不起
對不起是我太執迷
你離開的時候沒有一句
沒有一句話說清
說清楚你離開的原因

你說他可靠他實制他不一樣
他能夠給你安全感不只夢想
誰還在乎一起傻傻說過的那些話

沒關係我們分了沒關係
這不是你的問題
是我沒那個福氣
沒福氣卻又愛上你
就算哭了沒關係
這不是你的問題
痛痛快快給我一槍沒關係

愛情裡面總有一個比較傻
要怪就怪我放不下
痛苦給我幸福留給你和他
沒關係沒關係沒關係

沒關係我們分了沒關係
這不是你的問題
是我沒那個福氣
沒福氣卻又愛上你
就算哭了沒關係
這不是你的問題
痛痛快快給我一槍沒關係
我沒關係我沒關係

吴克群 :D

2010-10-09T23:48:00.000-07:00

一想起你，我就觉得恶心。
我受不了！

quickly... quickly... end ..... EXAMS........
Hahas.
This EOY killed me, like seriously...
But anticipating the month when Grandma would go back to China.
But no freedom cause Father's around :'(
hehe, but still, i have a lot of plans in mind le!
so much to do :DDDDDD.
cant wait.
there's a whole list in my mind...

hahahas !

-shuting.

2010-08-30T03:05:00.001-07:00

是我想太多了,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈. 好好笑哦我.

2010-08-27T19:21:00.000-07:00

I want to see your change.I really treasure you, this friend.This thing make me broke down and cry, upon thinking about those memories we shared in sec1 and 2 days.We drifted apart, real lot.I hope to see your change (: - 不是我吧......

2010-07-31T22:10:00.000-07:00

Human are just afraid to face the ugly truth eh.
That's just reality.

2010-07-10T01:18:00.000-07:00

I'll do my best :)

2010-06-27T03:59:00.000-07:00

12hr to school reopen.

2010-06-25T21:22:00.000-07:00

Countdown to school reopen le hor.
...
...
...
...
Still got some stuff not done yet.
Hope to chiong finish before school starts.

草
在世界的每一寸土地上
在公园的每一个角落
有那绿油油的
湿润润的
小草
它点缀着世界的一切
它炫耀着它的生命力
它那璀璨绚丽的翠绿色
让暗淡的大地变得亮丽
冬雪折磨它
让它死去
春雨滋润它
让它重生
夏日考验它
让它坚强
秋风催眠它
让它休息
一棵草很渺小

Thank you, my APS friends.
You have given me memory that i thought i would never have.
As i looked through the emails that we once emailed to each other.
I smile.
It's great for me to remember that there was this part of my life before.
I didnt forget and I wont.
This memories may be very faraway but I still keep it.
For the 2 and a half years since i left APS,
I can feel the distance between us.
I thought i couldnt be as close to you people as i originally was.
Maybe some things had happened in our last year.
Maybe our friendship soured.
I thought i could just throw them aside and go to my new friends.
But today, i came upon my old emails that i had with you guys.
I was so happy....
Really.
Thanks for the great memory.

School starting soon.
So sian or so happy?
Maybe sian cause need to get up early again.
Maybe happy cause can get out of the house and see my friends again.

Aiya, wadeva.
Off to chiong homework :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

-shuting
*identity checked*

2010-06-09T19:02:00.000-07:00

HELLOOOOOO SINGAPOREEEEEEEEEE!

LOL, that's lame. ;x
Holiday sucks sucks sucks.
It's just too awful for someone like me who-don't-like-to-go-out-and-cannot-go-out cause i'm just rotting at home almost every single day ><

baaaaaaaaaabaaaaaaaabaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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在大海中,我看见了你! :D

Hahas, i tink this is still damn funny.

JOKES TIME :D

http://www.jokes.com/ watch this video Lewis Black - Exclusive - Suck on This from that website. Quite funny.

-shuting :D

2010-05-27T05:24:00.000-07:00

Today ... okay.
Lazy to type.
Will have a lot of things to do during the holidays..

oh oh, got back my results.
wasnt wad i expected but great :).

bye
-shuting

2010-05-16T20:18:00.000-07:00

Finally a new post eh.
Hahas, even if there are followers for my blog, then welcome to a new post :).

Exams over and today the last day of exam break.
Tomorrow, will be getting-results-back day.
Sigh.

Damn it, i really have nothing to say.
Holy *******.
Nevermind,i dun want to vent my frustration here.
I go watch show.
Yeah, watch show.
watch until i forget about it then i come back.
But still, dun tink i'll just forget it and let it go like nothing happened.
Better watch out.
Dun piss me off, or you'll get it man.

2010-04-16T21:46:00.000-07:00

the world is spinning round and round....
woah, almost fell, on my chair.
hahahahas.

Yesterday's NCC Air ROD was so fun!
And it was the happiest part of my day!
Especially Seow Meng and Leslie's part.
So creative lor.
Impressive. Hahas. :D
Their buffet was okay, not bad :).

You know, i was so happy yesterday.
My feet was so big that it cant even go into the shoe.
Like wow!
No one even know , aiyo.

I think hor, i need to learn better english.
If not HOR, my english really fail liao.
Actually hor, i think i retain in sec 3 better la.
No more responsibility.
No more stupid stress.
No more fake things.
No more trouble.
Also, i can be with my beloved sec 2s who TRUST me :).
Love them to the max ><.

There's really someone I want to thank, i have a lot of things to say to her.
But i think, i'll say all those at the appropriate time.
She's really someone.. that is always shining, to me.
Thanks to her, i learnt a lot.
To you, i'll really show my appreciation.

-shuting

2010-04-01T21:01:00.000-07:00

boring

2010-03-26T21:27:00.000-07:00

Let's discuss about my results....
>,< sigh.

Never mind, i forgot le...
SO sleepy.
dunno why.
think i sleep too late le, hahahahahahahas.
xD, anyways, my definition of late is 10.30 pm .
Dun be too shocked ! :D ahahahaha.

-shuting,
PS i very lazy ah.
BYEBYE

2010-03-20T21:30:00.000-07:00

So many things happened when I just take a very small break from this world.
Like WOW!

Hahas, now i now how much i am lagging behind.
Maybe everyone knows, but me myself dont.

Well, this holiday was boring.
Chiong all the way this very last day of holiday.
Very very scared of report book.
Dunno how to face grandma with my stupid results...
Sigh.

Somethings will change, somethings will never change.
But when they change, please don't be too shocked.

:) shuting

2010-03-13T19:19:00.001-08:00

blah blah blah.

2010-03-08T00:53:00.001-08:00

Sorry, i dun wan
xD

2010-03-05T18:14:00.000-08:00

OM*G, I really freaking pissed off with some asshole now.

Let me spam okay. If not i really going to smash things already !!!

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2010-03-03T00:37:00.000-08:00

2010-02-27T00:53:00.000-08:00

I just realised I became a 宅女.
A totally stay-at-home-if-no-one-calls-me-out girl.
LOL, nice name for me.

Check it out!
I've gotten a iTouch :D.
Saying it here cause no one bothers to read my blog,
So wadeva.
LOL, good if no one knows :).

I bought the fund fiesta the 10 dollar thing from JJ, cause she say she not going, then keep complaining to me.
So no choice, i bought it from her.
See i so nice right.
Hahas.

I think i GREW :D.
LOL.

-shuting

2010-02-20T23:54:00.000-08:00

woops, i fell asleep for chinese new year.

too lazy to update my blog nowadays.

Got so much things to do. =.=

Anyway, i hate people nagging at me.

2010-02-13T03:00:00.000-08:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
You really must freaking WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hhdr1IPOGs

this is the cutest thing i've ever seen in my life :DDDDDD!!!!!!
So funny la!!!!

Happy early new year.
At 00:00 today, i'll update my blog again :D.

Stay tuned!!!

-shuting

2010-02-12T00:10:00.000-08:00

okay, updates for this week

Got back Geog Maths Chemistry and EL results
Upset over Maths and EL and Chem result T_T
Was damn damn damn damn damn damn freaking careless for Maths, got 19/25 =.=
EL sucked , only got 18/30
Chem was worse, 15.5/25!!!!
Freaking hell la. Flunked so many tests >:(
Geog was finally much better, 18/20.
Phew.... ._.

Sian... week 8 have 6 freaking tests !!! Like WTH. =.=

Next Sat is Girl Guides Thinking Day so cant go to her house :(.
It's okay :)
Lots of chances.

Jokes time :D

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome!

(This one funny)

This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves. The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!" The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste." After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But beingthe good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

okay that's all now :)

-shuting

2010-01-28T01:45:00.000-08:00

Ytd had comp and geog test.
Compo wrote about Friendship.
I wrote about her.
Still her.
Dunno when I'll get over with it =.=
JJ was like, I knew You'll write about her.
Got back maths paper, got 22/25.
quite okay, lost one mark cause 3 sig fig =.=
!!!
Stupid sia. :(((

-shuting

2010-01-27T00:53:00.000-08:00

Ytd Ang Shuo Jian gave me a belated birthday present.
Hahas, very cute thing.

-Shuting :)

2010-01-24T00:59:00.000-08:00

Washcloth
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was.

She responded, "It's my wash cloth."

Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair.

The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"

The mother responded, "I lost it."

The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth.

A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth."

The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"

The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."

Finally a joke. and a very sick one. Stupid.

2010-01-24T00:44:00.000-08:00

Let me go back to that time...
I swear I'll say Sorry
Cause I really am.

Missing you, mummy
Hasnt seen you for 3 years already
and your daughter,me, gone through a lot of things in this three years.
I have so much to tell you.
All the things that I owned now
And some things that I lost.
I want to tell you how I'm spending my days.
I want to tell you that I hasnt grown up yet
Cause I hasnt learnt to let go.
I couldnt let go.
I feel like a fool, hanging there
When not a single person cares.

You told me to wait for you till next life.
But you didnt say when...
I'll wait

2010-01-19T02:54:00.000-08:00

I better summarize my first few weeks of secondary school life.
First week:
-Monday started okay, :) things happened in the morning
-Teachers are damn stupid, wasted the first three days for individual introducing.
-Teachers make me wanna sleep especially when at HUMANITIES ROOM!
-Love Annatha cause she didnt change our seat. hoho!
-Was dreading guides training. -.-
-Learnt that Sec 3 is the beginning of independent learning already!
-Sad about 2/1 seperation, missed the commotions in the class in the morning :(.
-Went home right smack after the last period :D.
-Was not very happy but getting better.

Second week:
-First two days preparing for camp(okay , i know i'm kiasu =.=)
-Didnt like Physics, Maths, Humans teacher xD.
-Struggled with Maths HW but completed with a sense of pride , hahas!
-Camp was great except the toilet.....
-Came back from camp and went straight to the computer :DDD.

Third week:
-Ytd, last start monday nothing done.
-Today, did banner things.
-Tmr more more banner things and tuition :)

-shuting

2010-01-16T22:02:00.000-08:00

Taylor Swift - Fifteen

You take a deep breath and you walk through the doors
It's the morning of your very first day
And you say hi to your friends you ain't seen in a while
Try and stay out of everybody's way
It's your freshman year and you're gonna be here
For the next four years in this town
Hoping one of those senior boys will wink at you and say "You know, I haven't seen you around before"
'Cause when you're Fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them And when you're fifteen feeling like there's nothing to figure out
Well, count to ten, take it in
This is life before you know who you're gonna be
Fifteen

You sit in class next to a redhead named Abigail
And soon enough you're best friends
Laughing at the other girls who think they're so cool
We'll be outta here as soon as we can
And then you're on your very first date and he's got a car
And you're feeling like flying
And you're momma's waiting up and you're thinking he's the one
And you're dancing 'round your room when the night ends
When the night ends
'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
When you're fifteen and your first kiss
Makes your head spin 'round
But in your life you'll do things greater than
Dating the boy on the football team
But I didn't know it at fifteen
When all you wanted was to be wanted
Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now

Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had to a boy
Who changed his mind and we both cried
'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen, don't forget to look before you fall
I've found time can heal most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to be
I didn't know who I was supposed to be at fifteen

Your very first day
Take a deep breath girl
Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors

2010-01-14T22:35:00.000-08:00

let me just let my blog die.
hahas.

2010-01-04T01:47:00.000-08:00

I sorta feel better.
At least for this few days.
Hope can feel better.

First day of school, went okay.
Had fun with JJ :)

-shuting

2009-12-28T21:08:00.000-08:00

Let me be an unwanted child please.
Everybody wants to be an wanted child.
But you guys live in happy and prospering families.
I dont.. I live in an empty shell.
I live with people that loves me suffering.
I rather be an unwanted child
Than having people who loves me suffer.
Cause they never know that when i see them suffer, how in the hell i am feeling like.

Anyone knows of a good place, a good and silent place for someone to scream outloud?
Tell me, will ya.

-shuting

2009-12-27T17:26:00.000-08:00

Stupid freaking asshole.
How can i stay in a place like this?
i cant even sleep.

Hopeless, useless.
Urgh.

-shuting.

2009-12-26T21:44:00.000-08:00

我真的好怕...
好怕有一天我会失去...

难道想找一个真心对待的朋友或知己有那么难吗...
我真的好想找个人倾听我的苦...
难道从来就没有人想过
在我喜皮笑脸的背后也有阴影吗...

-shuting

2009-12-25T20:31:00.000-08:00

Had a boring Christmas at home ytd.
Watching show, but sleep damn early.
Like 9.30pm.

Life is boring. =.=
Only can stare into space and blank.
URGH.
No happiness.

Spamming my sms.
Nowadays, nothing to sms.
so i decided to save my money on prepaid card.
::

gtg! byebye

2009-12-21T17:08:00.000-08:00

The list went on :D
RueyYing
Siqi
Xiumin
Mingwei
Sat
Meiqi
Denise (Toh)
Jorge
Atiqah
Jingjia
Anila

Hope i didnt miss out anyone. ahahs.

-shuting

2009-12-20T16:42:00.000-08:00

Thank you to:
Wendelyn

Shinyin
Mayxian
Qiruo
Baiyu
Jeremy
Stephanie
Heng Ling
Joey
Sindy
for wishing me happy birthday.

Hope the list will go on :)
I'm sticking myself to the computer today!
Hope can be sticky enough until grandma cant pull me away :D

-shuting :)

2009-12-18T19:37:00.000-08:00

Yes yes, finally going SnowCity for the first time :DDD. This few days i almost become a ZHAI GIRL. Hahas, TV and Comp and a bit of studying is all i do. Of course , chi he la sa shui ! Only went out ytd. But going to Snow City on Tues :D. Happy, but scared cold xD. hahahs.

JOKES TIMES !

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?""What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting.""And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."

That's all :D

-shuting !

2009-12-14T02:03:00.000-08:00

:D today i cracked a lot of jokes to jj and qiuying at chinatown and on the way.
they were damn annoyed xD
too bad!

finished New Moon the Movie online :)
quite nice, but not nice enough. hahas

no jokes today, sorry :(

-shuting !

2009-12-06T17:49:00.000-08:00

Q: Why did a man freeze his money?
A: He wants cold, hard cash!

Q: How do you cut the sea in half?
A: With a sea-saw.

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!

Q: What do garbageman eat?
A: Junk food.

okay, that's quite a lot of jokes.
later going for dental :).
hope will have some news from Doc.

watching a very nice show again.
hahas, happy :D!
tuesday going to watch performance, yea yea!

-shuting

2009-12-03T22:38:00.000-08:00

Love the life now.
Simply relaxed.
Yawns, don't know what i should do

-shuting :D

2009-11-30T22:37:00.000-08:00

Lately feeling bored to death thanks to grandma.
Funny right?
Hais, you'll never know how she restrains me.

Well, thought of something nice.
Mrs Chung said that there's no more trainings for this holiday already.
This is FUNNIER lor.

Anyone can help me find the opening and ending song of this Korean drama

市政厅 :)

quite a funny show.

currently still watching.

urgh, dunno why spacing become like that again =.=

JOKES :D

Want to be healed?

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."

-shuting, tadaaa :)

2009-11-29T20:34:00.000-08:00

i can feel myself shaking...
shaking to what, you wonder?
shaking to the horror of not trusted by people
shaking to the scary things that are happening
shaking to the you that i can never see again
shaking to the change that we have
shaking shaking...

JOKES TIME :D

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What a woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

okay, that's all for now.

-shuting,
still waiting for her :D

2009-11-28T00:23:00.000-08:00

hmm, amksian showcase today.
fun fun fun :D
i think our performance was okay if not comparing..
LOls.

gotta go..
grandma's nagging ><

-shuting :D

2009-11-26T02:05:00.000-08:00

bored bored bored.
tired tired tired.

i really wonder how i am to you guys.
and i really wonder how we are to her.
and i really wonder what they tink of today.
i really want a rainbow!
not a rainbow with cracks in between....
everybody knows, she know, i know, we know...
but so wad?
we just cant say wad we really wanna say can we??

and why why why why why did you disappear?!?!?!?!?!?
making me feel lost can.
even if you cannot be here for me and i cannot be there for you, dont hide!
maybe you are away, but why cut off the only few contacts that i can take note of your life..

okay, let me stop crapping and talk about some serious things.
i'm sorta nervous about the showcase~!
hahas, still got a bit bit bit bit of stage fright :D.
moves are almost all very accurate :D.
formation checked.
now we are teaching the sec 1s and i still think more people more mouth.
which means too much talking at one time.
luckily i told them to teach individually :)!
i took kaixin ytd and taught her everything.
fast learner leh!
i give water break then like only i go drink water, she keep practising.
good right, yeah.
LOLs.

2009-11-24T16:03:00.000-08:00

headache ah!!!!!

-shuting

2009-11-23T02:00:00.000-08:00

OMG.
let me laugh at my damn funny cousin's english!!!
she wanted to say that her hair is wet and she said her hair is water!
direct translation sia!!!
ROFL la.

jokes jokes !!

What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
What's black white black white black white black white black white...a penguin rolling down the stairs.
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies!

-shuting :D
, feeling ached all over!

2009-11-18T18:37:00.000-08:00

yuck, i'm now very very allergic to rice and bread
thank you eh.
feel like vomiting after lunch.
no money le la!
next month i shall not spend more than 7 dollars a day!
save save save save!

i'm done with my shopping for bintan and is getting ready...

i'm not done clearing my mental thoughts
i haven thought it through enough
what i know is that i am a person who can be treated anyway you guys want and there is no need to care about my feeling
i really hope it's not real and just how i'm feeling
cause i can say, i am sensitive sometimes too

AND I WANT TO SAY REALLY.
If you dun understand how others are, please dun act clever and anyhow think of those people can.
i really dunno what to say to you people.

can i just have a safe and happy and peaceful home or should i say house?
i dun wan a house that i have to be on red alert anytime when i'm in it
i'm afraid, i'm really afraid...
i'm never afraid of this happening before but now, there is..
i couldnt put my mind off whats happening in here...
i couldnt help to stop anything, how can i do?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?

-shuting....
maybe my name is as grey as my life....

2009-11-13T19:09:00.000-08:00

i really didnt know....

i'm so sians.
going out later :DDD
shopping for bintan trip and camp !
so shiok la, got so much thing in just one week.
i'm carrying my bag cause the other bags all not fit leh.
either too big too extreme or too small..
zz i wan a haversack! (wadeva it's spelled as :P)
hahas, haversack like going hiking like that.

i need to change my passport just because my passport photo is too young T_T
eh, very cute de can!!!!!! -.-
i like that pic lor. and that's my only copy of that pic!
how to change passport before going to bintan!
cannot make it wad!!!!!!
i think i'm going to just give mrs lai a copy of my ez-link card and my PR thingy.
should be okay ba.... zz

-shuting :D

2009-11-12T03:56:00.001-08:00

why am i not smiling or laughing today?
i really tried leh....
something pressed my laughter all the way down...
i even went to watch this recommended video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UcMjs0HQjA&feature=related
and i still couldnt laugh! -.-
sian, i think that guy is damn sian la, if not why will he be recording all this stupid stupid stupid and not funny videos?!?!
if not ar, he got mental problems la.
wah sian. -.-

and finally she's back... :)

-shuting

2009-11-10T19:33:00.001-08:00

i'm tired

2009-11-07T20:52:00.000-08:00

Had a damn funny and wierd dream ytd night !
Dreamt of the result released and i'm in pure chem class with jj and qq and wend.
then after that we were like looking which classes other people are in.
then got a lot of our class people were there.
like so damn squeezy?!?!.
LOLs, then we were like damn crazy? or should i say happy?
then after that , we heard someone say wad our class is 3/4 not 3/2
hmmm, that one is damn wierd.
hahas, cause dreams are always opposite of reality right? :D

yes yes yes, finally i can keep my mind off stupid things!
by? going to school everyday for next week!
cool right!
staying at home is damn boring.
anyone wanna go for a movie date nxt nxt week?
lols, a bit far eh, nvm. next time then talk about.

-shuting :D

Busy busy busy busy busy.........

2009-11-05T03:43:00.000-08:00

As you can see, I AM VERY VERY busy busy busy busy...
hahas, relax la
got almost everything done :).
so proud of myself!
DUH! :DDD
hahahaahs.

now, i know how it is like to be stressed!

watch Parental Guidance!
High recommendation from me!
English drama, starring Adrian Pang
Comedy and very nice!!
Keep laughing like siao when i was watching xD
Very very very very very FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes yes yes, i'm going to TUITION :D
although for now i'll be happy, it's good !
who ask me science so lousy XP
hope the fee will be not too high :).

i'm stuck to facebook now.
hohohohohoo, too bad.
okay, i'm going to be drained soon...
i need my sleep!!!!!!

-shuting :D!

BAD NEWS, not BIG NEWS ! -.-

2009-11-03T18:53:00.000-08:00

urgh, if only denise didnt sent me the sms..
hahas, okay la, not her fault.
dun wanna say the news out.
wan to noe? ask me! :D

ytd went school to hand up confirmation slip
only took 50 min leh!
hahas, saw mr tan and other teachers in the general office
also saw ms lee, mdm yip and some other teachers
but they missed me xD.

tmr going to collect class photo :DDDD
happy, excited, overwhelmed?
lols, lau jj also tagging along.
after that meeting ms lew :)

SO BORED AT HOME.
URGHHHHH.

off to take a nap!

-shuting :DDD

CHIONG AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-11-01T14:30:00.000-08:00

Had a crazy time at the pool ytd
Swam 16 laps and ate Western too.
Hahas, tired out but surprisingly today i never muscle pain!

took out my old mp3 and found it still working :D.
now i'll now wad songs i'm listening to.
but too bad memory limited, so can only choose some very nice the songs to put into it.
now i keep on reading books and books and books.
like siao? lol, reader digest ma, read everything inside that book.

urgh, my pictures inside _______ are damn dot dot dot times one billion la.
eeeeeeeeee, hope no one else will see them!!!!!
that's why i dun like taking pictures
i dun like the me inside the picture >< !

somethings, i have tried my best already
so i will not regret

-shuting (star) :D

2009-10-30T19:59:00.000-07:00

suddenly wanna go home ....

-shuting

the day.....

2009-10-29T00:33:00.000-07:00

2009-10-28T01:44:00.000-07:00

nowadays songs the lyrics so meaningful eh.
hahas, like that song 如果 by 张栋梁 :)
i love that song, hahas.

now watching 無敵珊寶妹
acted by 张栋梁 too.
quite cute and funny.

i realised a joke blog cannot be without jokes for so long la!!!!!
haha, get ready to laugh your heart out :DDDD.

Quips & quotes

Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses!

Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

LOLs :), enjoy!

-shuting :)
i failed today

2009-10-26T23:27:00.000-07:00

今天的雨好及时啊
(today's rain came at the right time)
冲掉了我的泪
(flushed away my ......)
冲淡了我的伤
(minimized my injury)
可是
(but)
怎么办呢
(how)
这场雨只治标不治本
(this rain only cured this moment and not forever)

I loved this song. For people who understand me :).

不瞞你說　我真的有想過　從今以後不再跟你　有任何聯絡
不要再試著暗示我　後來你發現甚麼

不瞞你說　並不特別寂寞　接下來的幾個週末　節目特別多
偶而會有人喜歡我　但並不代表甚麼

＊現在的我　不缺甚麼　認真的生活偶而會難過
新朋友很多　他們不夠瞭解我(他們都不瞭解我)
問了太多　我只是微笑的帶過
未來的我　沒有如果　不相信星座　能預告甚麼
假設那麼多　過去會不會復活　最好沒有如果

不瞞你說　經過幾次風波　你不能再從我臉上　讀出些甚麼
要適應的事越來越多　改變的不止是我

＊現在的我　不缺甚麼　認真的生活偶而會難過
新朋友很多　他們不夠瞭解我(他們都不瞭解我)
問了太多　我只是微笑的帶過
未來的我　沒有如果　不相信星座　能預告甚麼
假設那麼多　過去會不會復活　最好沒有如果

假設那麼多　過去能不能來過　我不相信如果

All you say is true I really thought it through I will no longer follow you If any contact
Don't try to hint to me again For whatever you find afterwards

All you say is true Lonesome is not at all special Met for several weekends
There is a chance that there are people who like me

The present me What I do not lack Is taking life seriously Once in awhile feeling bad
Many new friends They don't understand me enough (They all don't understand me)
Already asked too much I only have a brought smile
The future me No if's Can't believe the constellations What can announce in advance
So many questions In the past that can revive It's best not to have any if's

All you say is true After several disturbances You are no longer able to see my face What to read

Adapting to the situation more and more I will continue to change

The present me What I do not lack Is taking life seriously Once in awhile feeling bad
Many new friends They don't understand me enough (They all don't understand me)
Already asked too much I only have a brought smile
The future me No if's Can't believe the constellations What can announce in advance
So many questions In the past that can revive It's best not to have any if's

So many questions In the past that could come I don't believe in if's

If today there was no rain, i think i will be the one raining :).

I'M SO CRAZY TODAY :D AT PIZZA HUT. hahas

dont say i'm lame, cause i can walk !

i'm sorry but i just cant put you down. forgive me please.

-shuting, smiling throughout :)

2009-10-24T22:52:00.000-07:00

i hope i will be able to get it over and done with

friday's training was damn fun
i was quite happy
joked a lot xD
i'm still the lamer yeah~
hahas, but throat failed me -.-
luckily never tio when shouting timing
cannot shout

trouble trouble trouble for logistics.
hais, last minute decisions are too crazy for me too handle.
hope that monday's meeting will help

yes yes yes, finally i'm gonna learn how to skate
why so excited?
cause the next time i go to any beach
at least i can skate
if not the others will sure kajiao me again ;P

off to slack again~
tadaaa.

-shuting :D

2009-10-22T03:20:00.000-07:00

hais, tomorrow got guides.
not sure wad proficiency badge to prepare.
maybe make a toy.
hahas, that would be easy :D.

short and sweet
throat not in good condition
cough cough cough
itch itch itch
bother bother bother

-shuting
:)

2009-10-21T02:32:00.000-07:00

sian, i really very very diasppointed with myself.
hais, dunno whether i too pressurize myself or wad
ms lee told me a news that i expected to get only next thursday
but it make me totally sadded.
boooo too bad.

OEY HUA quickly help me make a ipod for blog!!!
i wan music for blog!

friendship really cannot take a single test, we suck

jokes jokes!!

Q: Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh

Q: Why did the man throw his watch out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly

byebye
:DDDD

-shuting

2009-10-20T01:05:00.000-07:00

i only want to know my overall marks.
cannot use final year cover le.
today i found out a secret.
very very secret.

-shuting :D

2009-10-18T22:35:00.000-07:00

in bad condition now, cannot imagine how i'm going to see the dentist later.
having a bad flu now, feel like sleeping.
zzz, scared later malu myself at the dental.
after all, it's a big hospital.

lazy talk le, next time.

when will you give me my answer? i have waited long enough and want it now.

-shuting :D

2009-10-16T02:57:00.000-07:00

today got back HE, Science , Chinese and EL paper 2.
I knew my lit result after school.
I was quite surprised with my Chinese and Lit result cause i didnt expect myself to score 64 for Chinese and 70 for Lit.
It's like I really no hope on those two lor.
Science i improved a lot a lot.
from mid-year's 59 to this time's 69.
urgh 1 more mark to A2 la! maybe 3/5 is not the class i should go. hahas.
HE: 76
Science: 69
Chinese: 64
Lit: 70
EL paper 2 : 35/50

JOKE!
Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Sneak up behind a glass of milk and say BOO!

Q: What gets bigger the more you take from it?
A: A hole!

P.S. i need help on how to download video !

-shuting :)

2009-10-14T20:16:00.000-07:00

ohoh, ytd really heard the girls scream
especially wend.
hahahs.
i keep kajiaoing wend on the skyride cause she very scared.
i did very stupid things like,
hear music, eat sweet, shaking the thing
and i keep asking wend to look back cause there is a bag of dunno wad thing at the sit behind us
then she was like screaming all the way.
HAHAHS.

ytd went to sentosa la
quite fun
didnt get sun burn!!!!
hahahas, my goal when going to sentosa is reached!
cannot afford to look like some wierdo in school.

okay okay. i need to go take a short nap if not grandma surely nag so i can play later.
hahas.
JOKE JOKE!

Q: What does a dog tell the thief?
A: Stop in the name of paw!

2009-10-12T22:20:00.000-07:00

heard a lot of nice songs today
like many people's song.
i watch show until damn happy xD.

i think today i a bit moodswing to my cousin.
they talk i scold them. hahas.
they very noisy ma. not i want to scold.
i everyday sleep until damn late
like today i wake up at 9.30?
to me is very late la.

URGH!!!!!
Grandma is so freaking naggy this few days.
i listen to music also say this say that -.-
walao. cannot tahan
i exam over she still not dun let me relax.
sian, close my ears.

YES tmr i'm going out!!!
LOL. going sentosa to HIGH!
going with my rainbow
haha, the other six girl guiders la.
but too bad i cannot go in water.
should be playing skyride ba
damn excited. gonna see them scream xD
hahas.

oh, i got 5 more days till i get the answer.
i go watch show le la.
byebye

-shuting , star

2009-10-12T05:35:00.001-07:00

If what i am doing is not good, i'm sorry.

I will change or i will just stop.

Don't be scared to tell me.

I'm just scared that no one understands me.

i today so tired after watching movie.

feel like sleeping but need to watch show!!!

hahas. going crazy after exams.

sleeping le.. omg..

yawns. byebye :D

-shuting

2009-10-08T03:53:00.000-07:00

okay, i'm quite happy with my exam today
so i'm here posting.
overall for all my exams: average.
zzz.
i think the hist paper no hope la.
only can hope that mid year and CA will pull up the overall.

me and jj keep bickering over very lame things
hahas, made wend very pakchek.
hoho.
we very innocent.
no choice.
tomorrow is a very important day for me.
i think i should end this with a recommendation of a very nice song but i cannot find the lyrics.
You're not Sorry - Taylor Swift.
Taylor swift the song damn nice can?

-tadaa shuting :D

2009-10-06T03:36:00.000-07:00

today lazy talk much.
just wanna say...
nothing ! LOLs.
k byebye.

got time must go listen to One Time by Justin Bieber k.
damn nice
-shuting , sorta forming a star

2009-10-04T23:43:00.000-07:00

woah woah, today i'm have a shattered heart.
hahas, very very hungry during EL paper dunno why.
this means that i shall eat something before exam eh.

Damn it, should have just left it there.
Brought it up, and there it goes leaving a slash in my heart.
Put it down, becomes difficult all over again.

EL compo was okay today.
i slacked all the way from exam until now.
hahas. so i guess i 'll just leave some jokes for myself today before i really break down into dullness.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

You so short you have to look up to look down.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the stove.

If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.

What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snowballs

okay, that's all the short jokes for today :D.
laugh while i can.

-shuting not star anymore.
i need a rose's petals to help me decide what i should do.
i dun wanna go on sighing !!!!!
i'll need your answer or the rose's answer.
but your answer only kill me. the rose doesnt.

2009-10-02T22:37:00.001-07:00

today i'm very good girl.

studied history.

hope i can finish all the subs soon.

slacking for 3 hours in front of the comp now.

anyway i either sleep or use comp ma.

hehe.

i think i need focus on studies first hor.

today feeling a bit sour at the waist there. zzzzzzz

jokes time!

How a Dragon Gets His Dinner...

-shuting :D

2009-10-02T06:05:00.000-07:00

I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I get so scared
When I think about the previous
Relationship we shared
It was awesome but I lost it
It's not possible for me not to care
And now I'm standing in the rain
But nothing's ever gonna change until you hear
My girl

The seven things I hate about you
The seven things I hate about you
Oh you
You're vain, your games
You're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh
You make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your friends they're jerks
When you act like them
Just to know it hurts
I wanna be with the you I know
And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

It's awkward and silent
As I wait for you to say
What I need to hear now
Your sincere apology
When you mean it I'll believe it
If you text it I'll delete it
Let's be clear
Oh, I'm not coming back
You're taking seven steps here

The seven things I hate about you
You're vain, your games
You're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your friends they're jerks
When you act like them
Just to know it hurts
I wanna be with the you I know
And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

And compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention the seven that I like
The seven things I like about you
Your hair, your eyes
You're so damn cute
When we play I'm in the sky
You make me laugh, you make me cry
But I guess that's both I'll have to buy

Your hand in mine
When we're intertwined
Everything's alright
I wanna be with the you I know
And the seventh thing I like the most that you do
You make me love you

You do, oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh oh

i really wanted to dedicate this song to you long ago
but i didnt have a chance.
today i am weak, i really want to show what i really feel.

the 2 HCL papers suck la.
plus my body is not coordinating with my mind.
hais.
need to sleep le.
tired out.

-shuting

2009-09-28T04:50:00.000-07:00

wahh, today got damn lot of laughing gas.
laughed like siao in class.
keep laming with jiayi.
maths lesson was no fun cause got test.
after that was EL which was damn funny cause miss tan was damn wierd
she keep doing wierd actions then the class keep ka-jiaoing.
Science lesson was damn disgusting but got some laughing parts that i keep laughing about.
Eddie nose bleed, so i told jiayi if he saw a guy very handsome is it.
hahas, cause jiayi is the husband, eddie wife.
then after that lit lesson also damn funny.
ms tan lah, she talk and talk then keep slanting her body backwards and waving her arms.
then jiayi ask her one question then dunno whether is she dunno wad to say or she delibrately avoiding jiayi's questions.
then cheryl suddnely ask a question then ms tan answer.
then jiayi was like , "i ask three time she still dun answer me -.-'
so she ask again, then ms tan still nv say.
then we sian-ed diao.
LOLs.

then after that the maths supplementary lessons
mr tan the actions also damn funny.
suddenly make his lips, then the pronounication also damn wierd.
short -tongue eh.
hahs ;x.
hehe, shhhhh.
laughed the whole lesson with jiayi.
i think that the universal set if write in mirror image plus it will become a da bian.
then jiayi was like you damn lame eh.
hahahs.

today laughed too much le.
dun wan post jokes.
OH YA, people who buy choco crunch cookies from me:
I'm SORRY!!!!!!!!! There's no more stock.
please dun scold me T_T.
thank you for understanding.
the cookies may come quite late ;x.

byebyebyebyebye!!!!~~~~~~

-shuting star :D

2009-09-26T23:32:00.000-07:00

today i shall spam jokes! :DDDD

Question and answer animal jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Purchasing a new bird

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.

This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.

The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"

Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"

Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.

"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.

When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"

The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"

Loud, mad, or sad

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Okay, all this should be enough! :D.

tadaaa~
-shuting

YES! THANK YOU OEY HUA!

2009-09-25T23:48:00.000-07:00

hahas, joey has successfully helped me change my blogskin!
she's so nice! :D
now i can post happily again!
watching a very funny show.
mugged for some sub le.
maths should be okay except for word problems :((((
hais.
chiong for those subs that need memorising.
scared my memory not good.
next time then blog la.
today no jokes eh.
sorry sorry.

-shuting :D

2009-09-24T01:30:00.000-07:00

woahs.
ytd i is either mood swing or really pissed la.
hais. zzz.
i shouted, is really SHOUTED at 3 people.
they freaky make me f___ mad at that point of time.
i dun really wan to scream at them la.
but they just really did something that make me fed up.
i'm not the type that will angry for very long la.
most is 1 day least is a few mins only.

i didnt mean to make you an exception
i just really care too much about you

-SHUTING

2009-09-19T23:28:00.000-07:00

eeee, something is freaking wrong with my blog skin.
uh ohs.
exams are arriving in like 1 and a half week?!?!
ahhh!

mugging like siao.
but thanks to that women's thingy every month.
i wasted ytd and today on bed.
urgh.
now feeling better.
watching show to relax myself

tada!
-shuting

2009-09-17T03:12:00.000-07:00

HEY YO! so long never post le.
shall crap soon stuff.
this few days eye very sore.
too tired.
i should have slept earlier this days.
but i'm so busy!
:(
kept my spirits high in school.
FINISHED MY HISTORY FOOTNOTES AT LAST!
quite true, typing is so much faster than writing out but less efficient cause i need take time to memorise only when i finish making the notes.
zzz, dunno whether i can make it through.
grandma's nagging everyday.
bored-ed.

hahas. have a nice time reading this.

Different Asses
Need to describe your ass or someone else's over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(__)(__) A "wide load" ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_E=mc2_) A smart ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
(_Lame_) Lame ass
(_jack_) Jackass
(_-$_) Cheap ass
(_0_) A Prison ass
(_) Half ass
(®^? Registered ass
(_____) Lop sided ass
(_:_) 2 holed ass
(_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around)(Mom)
(__) Tattooed ass
(_)(_) Fucked ass
()() Ass print on a window
( * * ) Ass with dimples
(_X X_) A kicked ass
(_%_) An average ass
(_$_) A rich ass
[_!_] A hard ass

hohos. BYEBYES!

2009-09-15T02:32:00.000-07:00

i have thought a lot about it last night
i managed to find out what i really want.
give me the courage please
Thank you.

today was so boring at school.
slept too late ytd so wake up very tired today.
today i heard her laugh again.
i'm happy she's happy.
i kept yawning in class though.
sitting at the first is a bother!
-.- next year die die cannot kenna this kind of sitting arrangement again.
xD i really hate anig.
you know you know.
hahas.

EEE, luocheng keep making my knees! -.-
oh yeah, read this!

dont 笑威虚油儿割肉饭瓦斯哈来客蜜 -> dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me. LOL, read it syllabus by syllabus :)

i go le ar.
BYEBYE :D
-shuting

2009-09-07T05:00:00.001-07:00

yoyo.
LOL , today go see dentist.
So sian.
She put a 10 link chain on my upper row!!!
siao la.
but lucky still can eat.

oh oh, today i did a good thing
i made 2 person patch up!
LOLs.

gotta go.
:(

bye!
shuting

2009-09-06T03:58:00.000-07:00

today went to watch movie at J8.
went to foodcourt after movie.
saw senior yingxin !
hahas. i at first didnt see her.
then when she walk past me then she tap me.
i keep looking then think is her but cannot see her face so cannot confirm.
then after that she walk back.
then i wait until she see me then i wave :D.
hahas.

watching the new version of Meteor Showers from Taiwan.
quite nice.
the story a bit different.
hahas.
started preparing for FYE le.
yes i am kiasu. -.-
wadeva.
i need to get all my notes done at least one week before the exams.
if not cannot revise!
zzz.

jokes time!

Visiting a barber

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.

"And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

-shuting

2009-09-01T05:30:00.000-07:00

sian wanted to post a picture but cant.

stupid.

blogger is not totally good yet.

sians.

today meet up for proposal again.

talked about so many things.

hope can finish it soon

tmr will be so busy.

dun wan PE!

hahas, very lazy leh.

haven do my chinese yet.

hope you guys enjoy the video below!

-shuting :)

2009-09-01T04:46:00.001-07:00

thomas recommended

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9WRPx2lt-Q&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUL2Y0CeYGc&feature=related

this should be enough for people to laugh their heads off xD

-shuting :D

2009-08-28T22:17:00.000-07:00

GIRL GUIDES COOKIE SALE IS BACK.
BETTER WITH A NEW FLAVOUR!
Introducing... CHOCOLATE CRUNCH!
As usual, there are still choco mint and choco cream.
Each box will cost 10 bucks.
The payment is not so early, so you can start saving until the payment date :D.
I'm in need of customers.
Come and buy from me!

Friday's combined PT training with Land was like err...
LOL. Fun but damn challenging.
Luckily can ta han the running part if not ar..
paiseh until die la.
hahas.
Chionging for cookie sale, got quite some orders alrdy.
still the same kiasu-ness XD.
i smsed straight after training.

OHYES!
I forgot to say that i'm chosen for LOGISTICS OIC for the camp!
Woah, so lucky.
Hahas, predicted alrdy.
finished the duty rooster part

2009-08-21T23:19:00.000-07:00

i'm _______ _____ _____ bored.
been 'addicted' to facebook friends for sale this few weeks.
hahas.

kop a very meaningful sentence from wend
'what if dispersion of white light doesnt become a rainbow'
yeah, got a problem.
cracking my head to try to solve it in a good way without making greater cracks.
hope i can be helpful in one way or another :S.

had an interview during training on fri.
was quite fun.
I picked the job of Logistics.
Yu hang and Siqi keep laughing x.x
dunno wat's so funny.
i sit there like some wierdo who doesnt know wad is going on
Got one part where they say need to know how to bargain.
then i say my weaknesses is dunno how bargain.
then they laughed again.
i seriously dunno how to describe myself !!!!
anyone can leave a tag to describe me?
positive ones please :).

Hope i get picked and can do it well.

jokes!

The Religious Battle Golf

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life.

"Not to worry," said the Cardinal, "we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres... We can't lose!" Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made and, of course, Jack was honored and agreed to play.

The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of his success in the match. "I came in second, your Holiness," said Nicklaus.

"Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised Pope. "You came in second to Shimon Peres?!!"

"No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."

hahas. :)

-shuting, still cracking my head

2009-08-12T03:30:00.000-07:00

blogger is wierd la. cannot change font size, font colour.
zz
no fun at all. actually wanted to upload picture jokes.
stupid.
the time also keep putting wierd wierd one.

ahhh!!!
printer going siao
so i'm going siao also.
dumb ass. -.-
everything this days are getting on my nerves.
dont know why.
depression? LOLs.
no lah. i still so lame.

today Pe also siao-ed with JJ.
laughed like crazy just because of random stuffs.
she really good at making people laugh by laughing herself.
keep kajiao-ing me.

i want to know what kind of jokes that people like so that i can choose jokes from that category instead of just random picking.
but first.
time to make up for the jokes during this period.

THINKING QUESTIONS

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

LOL, try to figure out the answers , people.
i cant for some.

tata
-shuting.

2009-08-08T01:50:00.000-07:00

Hehe, got this from ACY's blog aka amanda-cheryuen-yunfann 's blog.

Anyone said Singaporean English was hard? Tell them compare it with Cambridge's!

#1. WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporeans: Paiseh, bo stock liao.

#2. RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is Zack. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Singaporeans: Oi, you call me ah?

#3. ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporeans: Siam.

#4. WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporeans:I pay.

#5. WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Singaporeans: [pointing the door] Can mah?

#6. WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporeans: Dun shy lah!

#7. WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Singaporeans: Have meh?

#8. WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Singaporeans: Dowan la.

#9. IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Singaporeans: You siao ah?

#10. WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporeans: Diam.

#11. WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Singaporeans: Kua simi kua? Le tolo bui song?

#12. WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Singaporeans: Mati liao.

#13. WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Singaporeans: Eh,what happened ah?

#14. WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.
Singaporeans: Noob la, like that also dunno how to do.

#15. WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me.
Singaporeans: Fuck off la.

#16. WHEN PUSHING BLAME
Britons: Hey. Don't accuse me like that. Its very rude to accuse someone of doing something wrong when you don't have supporting evidence or an alibi so please get things straight thank you very much.
Singaporeans: Walao eh! Everything me la!

#17. WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING BUT THEY DECLINE
Britons: Have you no guts or are you just plain scared?
Singaporeans: Hum?

#18. WHEN SOMEONE TAKES YOU AS A PUSHOVER
Britons: Hey, excuse me, but I'm no pushover and I'll stand up for my rights, dignity and pride if any of them I feel are threatened by you.
Singaporeans: You think you so big izzit?

#19. WHEN SOMEONE OFFENDS YOU
Britons: I don't wish to fight or anything. How about we sit down and have a nice little chat over what is bothering us.
Singaporeans: Go toilet settle.

#20. WHEN CALLING OUT TO SOMEONE
Britons: Hey, could you lend me your attention for a little while.
Singaporeans: OI!

#21. WHEN BORED
Britons: Man... I'm so bored today I could rot just by sitting here.
Singaporeans: Sian.

very funny rite!!!!!
hahas, this will be my joke of the day.